Blowjobs

I know, I know...it's been a minute...but I'm back!!!! Hope the summer has been good to you...because it has been good to me.LOL. I've noticed a pattern when it comes to my summertime sex schedule...I usually just want quickies or just plain old blowjobs. I think maybe the heat makes me more lazy and less inclined to go all out and have marathon fuck sessions, but yeah...this seems to be the trend. I've always been partial to getting head, but at the same time I've grown to be very picky. Some chicks definitely do it better than others. With the advent of the internet and porn almost everywhere you turn it's hard to believe that there are chicks that really don't know how to give good head...but they exist. This isn't a deal-breaker in my book because I've run through my fair share of "rookies" and I'm always down to help "educate" those who look like they don't have a clue. I think this is as good as any opportunity to give a little insight to the things that a guy like the Blackstallion likes when it comes to getting "special attention"...a small list in no particular order...ladies take notes:

1) The Wetter The Better- Suck,Spit,Slurp...yes ladies...saliva and plenty of it makes getting head a better experience than you'll ever know. The sight and sound of getting a nice sloppy blowjob is such a turn-on for me that it takes a lot for me to hold back sometimes. I've gotten head in the shower, jacuzzis, and other places where wetness will do the trick, but nothing beats the natural lubricant the mouth provides. I used to like the other creative alternatives like whip cream, honey, etc...but the after effect sometimes leaves me a little too sticky so it always comes back to having a good "spit game".

2) Location,Location,Location- I've grown to be a very sexually adventurous person and I think it has to do with the understanding that when you "gotta have it" time,place, and opportunity may not always work in your favor...so when the chance arises...go with the moment. Having a woman who sees eye to eye on the matter is a big help also...she can't be to nervous, hung up, or prudish. That said, some of my better BJ experiences have been in noncoventional settings(i.e. back of taxi cab,subway platform,dance floor at a club). Yeah, it's been crazy like that...but those are some of the best BJs I've ever had.

3) Look Ma No Hands- There have only been a couple of women that I've come across so far that have had a "hands free" mode in their repertoire...and God Bless 'em. It might seem insignificant to some and not really a big deal to others...but a woman who can give head without having to using her hands as the primary way to get you to cum is a champ in my book. I mean I'm not totally against the use of hands, but some chicks use it as a way to cheat...which means they end up doing more "stroking" than "sucking"...and if that's the case then I might as well be jerking-off. But like I've said before, some guys are different and what works for one may not work for all.

4) She Swallowed It- I know I'm going to catch a lot of flack for this one...but ladies a woman who guzzles a man's joy juice is like the Rolls Royce of head specialists. And yeah, yeah I know your not just going to go around and swallow any old Tom,Dick(pun intended), and Joe's baby batter...but it makes things so much simpler...just sit back and let it all go. I hate cumming and having to figure out where to shoot my load. One girl I was with used to wait for my signal then jerk me off into a towel she always kept on stand by(hated it)..another girl used to let me shoot in her mouth, wait until I shot my last drop, and then run out the room (her cheeks puffed out like a blow fish full of cum) headed to the bathroom and make the loudest spitting/gargling noises ever(close...but no cigar!!!)...but the 1st time a chick ever swallowed me when I came....Wow..it felt like heaven on earth...yeah..it was that good. And ladies if you think I'm bullshitting you...here's a little test... a lot of guys probably won't remember certain things in life(their 1st kiss,your favorite color,etc.)..but trust me when I tell you he will remember the name,height,weight, and maybe even social security # of the woman who blew him and swallowed for the very 1st time.LOL.

Let's face it ladies and gents...having a good head game isn't the end all be all...but it definitely helps you put points on the board. You don't think so? Ask Hillary Clinton about Monica Lewinsky. I know, low blow...just jogging our collective memories to make a point. But like I said before different strokes for different folks..if getting or giving head ain't your thing...cool breeze and a can of peas...you don't have a thing to worry about. But if your significant other wants to you to lick the "magic stick"....don't say that The Stallion didn't warn ya!!! Well, until next time we speak Rotten Apple....tease 'em and squeeze 'em silly ;-)